Week 1

[Suzette Amaya]

Heeeeyy Housecallsssssss! Guess who's back?! That's right! Back for round 2 bitches! After the whole house was hating on me for no good reason, I am back! I am ready to take this season by a storm! This time no more messing around and making haters laugh. I picked Suzette because she was the best damn thing in Big Brother Canada! Just like Danielle was in Big Brother 14! Going into this game, I am tempted to just do what I did with Danielle. Because first rounds are always so fucking painful. If you know me, then you know that I hate general conversations. I hate getting to know who you are and all that shit. We need to talk about the fucking game. Ain't nobody got time to know where you from! Time is money! I always try to do my best but if I am stuck in a horrible conversation, I may have to get into character to spice things up. So far I don't think I know anyone going into this game. I am sure some season 2 pre-juror boots are somewhere here. I wish I could tell everyone I was Danielle but that would make me a target right away. SHANE?! Shane are you here my love?! I was super tempted to post that in the introductions thread. Hahahaha! Since I have been doing horrible in recent games, I am going to play hard. If I hear some shady shit or shit talking going on. I am going to confront the person or let people know. I am not going to play quiet and just believe everyone. Pretty much going to believe what everyone tells me is a lie. Right now there isn't much to talk about besides the fact I am back. Hahahahahaha!

[KEVIN]

Those graphics <333 I'm very excited to see you back, loved you last season! Best of luck Suzette!

[Shir]

So excited to watch you play!!! Good luck <3

[David]

Good luck!! Please be the OTTN bitch in here at least

[James Rhine]

Good luck you!!!

[Suzette Amaya]

I'm waiting for Shane to wish me luck!

[Colby]

Jun 25, 2013 14:06:29 GMT -5 Suzette Amaya said:

I'm waiting for Shane to wish me luck!

You will have to settle with me instead. Good luck

[Frank Eudy]

*yawn*

[Suzette Amaya]

  Hey! So we have officially moved into the house. Had time to get to know everyone and this seems like a much better cast than last season. Last season everyone had a stick up their ass! All fucking up tight! Now I am getting all these Australian house guests confused! It's weird playing a game with character you don't know, since usually I know them all! So far I have been super outrageous in my conversations. My strategy is just to seem like I am the life of the party. Basically acting like I am on Bad Girls Club with these bitches. Just being super vulgar and aggressive. The head of household competition was majority rules and I was like this is gonna be super hard. You are basically guessing in this challenge. Before results were posted, we had this huge twist! Split houses! I sort of expected it because of the avatars but then was like they were to tell which country were from. This split house twist means not many people can skate by. It's going to be that much tougher to stay off the block since only 6 people are up on the chopping block. Andrew ends up winning and Australia is safe. I was like eh I barely spoke to Andrew and was a little crazy with him. Didn't have any chance to talk to him after results and I get on the block ASAP! Seriously! Why do I always find myself on the block?! I am up against Aneal, which is comforting. He is lame as fuck. But remember I left over someone who was a waste of space before so you never know. I talk to Andrew and he prefer me to stay over Aneal. Could be bull shit but I got the vibe from his speech that he wanted me to stay. Talla is a shady ass bitch! She is not doing a damn thing to make me feel good about this shithole I am in! Fuck her! Liza and I are in a showmance! I love me some skinny bitches! AJ seems legit and says he has my back. Alec is blah! Over in the other house, Rory totally thinks I am crazy! I was over the top in my chat with him! Estelle and Greg are cool. Seriously I cannot tell these people apart though! I keep forgetting if I had conversations with these people! Right now I need to win this veto! It's a fucking puzzle though! If Talla wins I think she might use it on Aneal. Talla has already made herself a target to me! Day 1 she wants to act all cool with me. But then when I go on the block she changes and is a total rude bitch to me.

[Suzette Amaya]

  I won the veto! YAY! This bitch is here to stay! Won the first veto in season 2 and now I just won the first veto in season 3! That's what I am talking about! These bitches thought I would be an easy person to boot or use as a pawn but nope! I just showed everyone that I am a competitor! It was a puzzle too! I suck at puzzles! Either they all threw that challenge or just suck worse than me! Right away I want to talk to Andrew to see who he is putting up. I also want to try and get us to work together. I think it would be stupid of me just be like fuck you bitch for nominating me. I need some alliances going on. He tells me that Talla will get put up. I am like fuck yeah! Even though she will stay, bitch needs to know how it feels to be on the block. Fucking rude ass! I tell Andrew that we are both competitors in the house now. People might be viewing us differently than they expected. Which is why we should stick together. He agrees and this seems solid. He is thinking of this twist as tribe vs tribe. That we need the strongest Canadians with us. When I talked to Krystal I think! I basically hinted I would throw challenges to give them immunity if they have the votes to keep me. So I am basically playing two sides of this twist. Right now my target is Talla but too bad she is not leaving right now since Aneal sucks! I do want immunity though, I need to relax! I do have people I consider allies. Andrew since we came up with something recently. Liza I feel like is playing the whole house with her personality. I feel like she is trying to be crazy and getting everyone to love her. Bitch I am onto you! We may have the showmance but I ain't fooled by your tricks honey! I like a couple of the Aussie people! Rory is nice! Krystal is legit! I forget the others! I think Dixie and I both have some plus size alliance or at least have each others back!

[Shane Meaney]

GOOD LUCK

[Suzette Amaya]

About damn time!

[Shane Meaney]

HEY SEXY SUZETTE


Shane, Roddy, Frank. Who would you kill, who would you fuck, and who would you marry out of these 3?