Attractive Andrew's Amazing Area to Address the Audience

[Andrew Monaghan]

Hey guys! 

So I don't know exactly who has access to my Diary Room, but I guess if you are reading this right now then you do so congrats! I expect this to be a pretty crazy game of Big Brother so you'll get to see my temper tantrums and victory dances with your exclusive VIP access!

Feel free to use this as a place to leave me questions you want answered and I will be more than happy to dish the dirt. Also if you want to comment on my chiseled jaw or ripped body I guess will allow it!

[KEVIN]

Yay I have access. Best of luck in the game Andrew!!

[Shane Meaney]

I'm fortunate enough to have access as well, woo! Good luck Andrew!

[Shir]

How about your vampire-like paleness?

[Andrew Monaghan]

Actually being pale is better now than it ever has been before because I can hookup with all the VampireDiaries/TrueBlood/Twilight fans that want to play out their fantasies (despite how crazed some of them may be).

Thanks for the good wishes guys!

[David]

Hi Andrew! In these Twilight hookups, do you discriminate against the fatties? If so, will you do the same in this game?

[Andrew Monaghan]

Well its funny you say that because I do find Dixie kinda boring from my initial interactions with her. Which means I may target her. And she happens to be fat. So, not sure if there is any connection there... *shifty eyes*

But Suzette is another one who has packed on the pounds and she seems very entertaining, so I don't think I will be discriminating at all against our first-nations sensation! (That is, as long as she never compares me to a dildo again! GRRRRR.)

[Andrew Monaghan]

When I see that Roddy is on the board I get happier than than when I see this GIF.






But then I realized he hasn't posted in my DR yet and I get all:

[Roddy]

Awww <3<3

You know I'm rooting for ya if I post something or not! Can't believe you won that first HoH already lol. Must be crazy having such few options to nominate the first few weeks.

I dib'd you so hard in HC fantasy, blood and tears were shed

[Andrew Monaghan]

I do know you're rooting for me but that doesn't make me any less of a lulzy attention whore <3.

Also yay @ being your fantasy pick!

[Shane Meaney]

Andrew,

Roddy, Frank, and Kat. Who would you kill, who would you fuck, and who would you marry out of these 3?

[Andrew Monaghan]

Kill: Frank. Sorry bra but I don't know you in real life so I gotta go by your character. And frankly Frank is all kinda fug. And I didn't like his personality. So no marrying or fucking for you!

Marry: Roddy. Roddy and I were made for eachother and will one day find true love <3. JKJK we would probably have the neighbors call the cops on us for our loud arguments but we'd always makeup afterwards! Will you marry me, Roddy!?!?!?!

Fuck: Kat. So.God.Damn.Sexy!!!

[Andrew Monaghan]

MOAR QUESTIONS PLZ!